Season 2 Twins Andy: And, now, it's time to bring my plan to its wickedly delicious conclusion!. Second Episode Andy: What are you guys doing here? Jessica: You’re being stupid! Andy: No, technically that would be what I’m doing here. (To Leslie) Would you like a bagel, or perhaps a (with German accent) valden-riechen-lebensraum-torte? Little Andy In Charge Andy:(Voice over) I needed more information, so I came up with a foolproof anti-Semitism test. Grief Counselor Wendy: The real tragedy is that when he went to dial 9-1-1 he forgot to dial 9 9-1-1. I’ll tell you what kind: the homosexual.Īndy: Wait! Did you have sex with my Wendy? Kieth: It does not feel right to talk about it. Pickering: What kind of man calls himself a writer anyway?. Or at least their bodies slide southward.Season 1 Pilot Mr. Touches of gray even! That’s mine and his color secret. I’ve seen him turn from a ridiculous young ninny into a ridiculous old ninny. Um, yeah, but you know what, not in any way that I wasn’t around to witness. Your friend Conan - has he changed over the years? Adding up how much you’re gonna spend on your kid’s education, it puts ice water in your bowels. I choose to just pay each bill as it comes. I hear other people adding up how much it’s going to cost, and I choose to not do that. Some day the kids might want to go to college. To get that stress lifted, man, life is really nice. That in itself is the sublime revelation.
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And specifically right now a very rare thing. A steady paycheck is a very rare thing in show business generally. I mean, first of all, it’s steady! I’m not gonna lie to you.
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So a life on the couch at night - that sounds relaxing. But wait, you bet on me! Why are you trying to kill me?
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Or I’ve been in the situation where you’re riding the horse they bet on, and at some point in the race they start shooting at the horse. But some comedy horses, you break their legs. I’d hate to be a development person and place bets on which comedy horse is going to win the race. I felt like a plumber who kept going into the building and saying, can we put some pipes together? And watching my wrenches gather dust. And then wait another month for them to get back from Hawaii and say yes, now we can go make television.
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Now I’m so happy to be back and making TV every night, not asking permission from somebody and waiting six months to get their sparklingly clear and cogent notes. You should see how much you can stretch your good fortune. I have a philosophy that if you enjoy good fortune, rather than sit there and say, “Oh, that’s fine, this amount is good enough for me,” you should try and push it.
So why did you turn your back on Conan and friends for so long?Īfter seven years of being on the show, I got itchy. People say to me, as late as a year ago, “Oh, I love your show, I just don’t stay up late.” I think a lot of people are surprised to find out I’m not on the Conan show anymore. I almost said Rockefeller Center! At Universal. In the interval, Richter did at least two shows on Fox and one on NBC and a bunch of other stuff. After a nine-year absence, Andy Richter returns to work with talk show host Conan O’Brien, when O’Brien takes over “The Tonight Show” on Monday night.